The Dog Says Hello

For a guy with one nut, Lance Armstrong has really got a massive pair of balls. News recently broke that Lance Armstrong allegedly tried to make a donation in the amount of $250,000 to the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. The timing of this donation is su...

BOSTON-- Despite rumors to the contrary, actor-director Ben Affleck will not make a big for John Kerry's soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat. Affleck, who made his directorial debut in 1993 with a 16-minute comedy called I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung H...

WEEHAUKEN, N.J.-- The weather outside is frightful...and so are the owners of a local mall, according to a disgruntled Santa Claus. A local disabled man is making waves in the community after being turned down for a position as a mall Santa. 52-ye...

Fed up with turkey? Want a cruelty-free protein option for your Thanksgiving table? A Santa Monica man has a “modest proposal” for you. His name is Eric Cayman, and he’s the spokesman for a group called the SAA: The Society of the Appreciati...

A new study from the National Education Association reveals that your child’s performance in school may be directly linked to the amount of alcohol their teacher consumes before each lesson. In an unorthodox study, a control group of sober teach...

We all know it'll happen. One day, someway, some how machines will take over enslaving or destroying us all. However we must also consider this could be happening right now but in more subtle ways. Machines all around us not technically advanced enou...

Researches at the University of America are studying the probable possibility that there is a strong chance the sky is blue. Paul Rodgersonizky (head scientist managing the project) says the study started 3 years ago when he and his wife were shoppin...